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TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 16

Joe and Junior travel to a flower field where a mysterious girl with magic powers named Alisa protects a miracle flower that never blooms.  This flower is supposed to allow for fairies to come to the human world.  Inconveniently this is right before Charles goes after it for an ingredient in his potion.

TV Edits of The Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 15

In today's episode, Joe and Junior help a team of rebels take back their kingdom, now named Black Jadowland, from Jadow themselves.  Jadow, meanwhile, pose a wedding for Silvia and Alastor to lure Joe out.

The name of the episode is To Have and Hold Captive, which is likely a play on the movie To Have and Have Not, but if this episode is supposed to be based on that, it's very loose.  To Have and Have Not involves France during World War 2, but this one seems to be based more on Joan of Arc, whom the resistance leader bears a resemblance to many modern depictions.  I could be wrong though.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 14

The clip show episode.  After everyone's failures at Jadow, Sprocket has the biankies make a film of everyone's past defeats and are threatened with termination if any of them interfere with the editing.  Apparently not understanding what "interfere" means, they all interfere with the editing process.

Since this episode is all about the members of Jadow, Sprocket plays an important role, but she isn't visibly present for most of it, meaning there isn't as much that needs to be edited for her.

TV Edits Of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 13

In this episode, Joe and Junior meet someone from the real world, like Joe and Silvia are, who is being pursued by Red Leader, another enemy from the first game made into his own character, like Bianco Billy.  The name of the episode in English is The Fugitive From Beyond the Screen.  Like Roamin' Holiday, it's a reference to what movie this episode takes inspiration from: The Fugitive.  The part with the storm drain that Metal Gear Solid 3 also referenced is a dead giveaway.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 12

In this episode, Silvia is seemingly let go from Jadow and meets up with Joe once again, but it turns out to be a chameleon woman in disguise, who tricks Joe into giving her his V-watch.  This episode has panning shots of Sprocket in it, so you know what that means.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 11

In this episode, Joe and Junior come across a town with no color that has been long since abandoned after the color was completely sucked out by a pair of Jadow villains, with only one lone painter voiced by Mona Marshall still there doing what she loves, color or no.

Not exactly a premise that would require a lot of censorship, but let's see.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 10

 In this episode, the Jadow trio recreate Frankenstein and make a robot combining all of their traits to finally defeat Viewtiful Joe.  Then, well...
The words "epic fail" come to mind.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 9

This episode is called "Roamin' Holiday" in English, which is very fitting because the setting obviously takes inspiration from the movie Roman Holiday.  There's princess on the run, it takes place in Rome and the Mouth of Truth is a featured landmark.  I don't think the mouth came to life and went on a rampage in that movie though.  As for the edits, I don't expect much.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 8

In this episode, Joe and Junior are in a mountainous area of movieland and fight Fire Leo.  If you look closely in one shot you can see what appears to be the Do-Re-Mi scene from The Sound of Music happening so that's the movie they're in.

Going back to taking some characters from the game, this episode is one of 3 in the entire series where Fire Leo takes prominence and it does a good job of showing off that he's far above the others.  Less screen time means less failures, right?

Fire Leo's English voice is also one of the not-obvious ones in the English dub, where almost everyone used an alias or was uncredited for whatever reason.  People used to think it was Crispin Freeman, but no.  It was Jonathan Lipow, who is criminally underrated because his voice as Fire Leo is way better than The Big Man's usual deep voice baritone in the first game.  If you look at the guy's IMDB page, he's in a lot of high-profile projects, but usually as background voices.  He needs more roles like this one.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 7

Episode 7 is where the Viewtiful Joe anime starts really deviating from the game and gets original.  Villains of all the previous episodes, with the exception of the biker gang, all came from the game, but this one starts the first in a series of new villains for Joe to fight.  I also remember this episode airing much later than its episode number, being aired closer to when the season finale aired, but I could be remembering wrong.

In this episode, a weirdo mascot man gives away telepathic head creatures called Slugoon to all the kids in town, but of course they're actually evil mind control monsters.  This is going to be a very short post because it's almost uncut.  Almost.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 6

In this episode, Joe and Junior get Machine 6/6 Machine from the old farmer Cyrus Brown (first name is mentioned in a later episode, second is in Red Hot Rumble).  This is just in time, as Charles the Third aims to take advantage of Joe's flying ability with an aerial assault.

So there's no bars?  No?  No guns?  What about bombs?  They're colored green?  They don't even explode?  Ok.  Phew.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 5

November 5th.  One of the turning points in American history.  Newvember.  The day the greatest anime ever made graced our airwaves, starting with the 5th episode.  I'm halfway certain they started with the fifth episode because otherwise viewers would be asking who this Captain Blue Junior in the opening was.  They aired the other 3 episodes later on during its weekday block at the time except, as I detailed, episode 4.  Because of this, there were some expo dub lines that were necessary.

Like I mentioned at the end of episode 4's breakdown, this episode has a fair amount of broadcast no-nos, but it's apparent that the people editing this one for TV weren't the same people 4Kids had.  They actually work around things in very natural ways.

In this 5th episode that was the first we ever got, Joe goes to Captain Blue's favorite old western town, Blue Town, and meets his mainstay partner, previously Captain Blue's sidekick, Captain Blue Junior, who after being harassed by some bikers is stormed by Bianco Billy.

Let's get the big one out of the way first: signs.  Remember all the signs that got edited in the last episode?  Well, Blue Town is an old west town and those had bars.  Can't have that in English, although the word "saloon" is allowed in one shot, even though that's a kind of bar.

No gun shops either.

And... Pornography?!

Why does Captain Blue's town have a porn shop?  Did someone on the background team just throw that in without knowing what it meant in English?  I'd change that even if this WEREN'T broadcast television!  That's distracting!

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 4

Viewtiful Joe episode 4 is a lost episode, in a manner of speaking.  It never aired in America.  I remember it was GOING to, but something happened with the network and it never happened.  Many episodes of the anime only had one shot to air and then never aired again and that includes this one.  It's a DVD exclusive.  The DVD was ever advertized as such, but I got hyped to buy it and watch an episode I never saw before.  The Wikipedia page giving the air dates lies about this and says it did air.

As for the episode itself, Sprocket gets the idea to make a demoralizing video to manipulate Silvia while Joe faces the Bianky Primas.  That first plot point isn't super obvious at first, which is why we have

Expo Dub: "Yes, of course.  If we can somehow turn the girl against him, she'd be an absolutely devastating secret weapon."

The plan isn't super obvious in the Japanese version.  In that, she's just looking at a film reel of Joe punching a Bianky in silence.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Episode 3

Joe lands on a small crescent-shaped cay and fights Gran Bruce, who is clearly in his element.

Joe reacting to his new surroundings is shortened a bit, cutting out him looking at the palm tree and a close-up of his face.  For time, perhaps.

The anime re-uses the footage of the Jadow trio's introductions except this time Hulk is there in person with his new steel shoes.  Just like the first time, the Japanese version is silent while the English version adds dialogue, including that voice recognition system voice.  Bruce even says "this again?"

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe anime: Episode 2

The second episode of Viewtiful Joe sees Hulk Davidson making a stop at Charles' home on his way to deliver Silvia to Jadow, but Joe catches up and fights Hulk

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe anime: Episode 1

 Starting off on episode 1 is the introduction.  Silvia is kidnapped after Captain Blue is defeated by the evil leader of Jadow, Joe gets his V-watch and gets in some superhero action.

TV Edits of the Viewtiful Joe Anime: Introduction and blanket changes

 The Viewtiful Joe anime is without a doubt the single greatest anime ever made, based on what was already the greatest game franchise ever made.  It keeps the spirit of the games while changing the plot into a more streamlined narrative and follows up on some of the themes the games explore with how media and super hero stories can project passion and inspire others.  It's a perfect anime, or at least the English version is.

The English version of the anime from Geneon has the talent of some of the best voice actors around and punches up the dialogue to make an already fairly self-aware and funny anime even funnier.  This can probably be attributed to the dub being directed by Bob Bucholz, one of the most prominent English writers of the first two seasons of Digimon, as well as Duel Masters and Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo, all shows that wouldn't be nearly as good without the English script.

While the English dub of the first half of the Viewtiful Joe anime doesn't change a lot, there were changes that had to be made because, like Digimon, it was on a Saturday morning broadcast, subjecting it to Broadcast, Standards and Practices, meaning things had to be adjusted to be allowed to air.

Sea of Thieves and the art of Psychological Warfare

As per the title, Sea of Thives is a game of thievery.  It is a game of fighting and stealing.  You make friends and you make enemies.  The players fighting each other is almost secondary a lot of the time, but when conflict arises you must come out on top.  Most players win the traditional way: with cannons, guns and bombs, but an even better, more effective, way of fighting others players is the less-direct art of psychological warfare.
 
In the United Kingdom there was an elite group of psychological experts whose tactics were used to help cats get out of a catatonic state.  This tactic works just as well with humans, but with the opposite effect: send normal-acting people into a state in which they cannot function or are lacking in function.

This tactic can come in several different variations, but before going out to fight, there are some things you must have prepared.