My previous post griping about Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies put a thought into my head. If I'm figuring things out long before the lawyers are, does that make me a better lawyer? After all, I can be a master of debates when it comes to actual arguments, and I can spout pop culture references with the best of them. What if I were to be the Ace Attorney instead of Phoenix Wright? I'd be one of the most famous people in the world. I can just picture the headlines now...
The Somewhere Herald-May 2014
Since entering the courtroom in 2007, the Shonen Otaku
(better known as SO) gained a strong reputation in the legal world. SO often got the job done, but only through
his own strange means did he prove the innocence of his clients.
He has been held in contempt of court a great many times and
many people have died getting in his way, but he was always in pursuit of doing
the right thing.
In his memory, I, Spark Brushel, have composed this list of
SO’s most infamous quirks and acts of unorthodox behavior. May he forever live on in our hearts.