With the war against the terrorist threat of Germany
ongoing, I have put all our country has into military spending! We need to be protected from all foreign threats
and for that I have made every single one of our increasing number of cities
focus soley on money and production.
They are the most important thing in my America ! Fuck your health care! Fuck those ingrates that want food and
water! Fuck those ungrateful
alt-leftists! As long as I’m alive this
country will be safe in my hands! They
can all die!
My approval ratings are at an all-time high after that. I’ve gotten 15 super happy red faces! That’s more than I’ve gotten in the whole
game! I’m good at war. I’ve had a lot of wars of my own. I’m really good at war. I love war, in a certain way, but only when we
win.
But after all I’ve done for the country there have been
people coming out of my cities and breaking down all I have worked hard to
build! Rude! The game tells me they’re rebels, but
these people are not from my happy cities!
Nobody who would betray me is from my country! Germany has been hiring these “rebels”
to make me look bad! I will not stand
for it! They need to die as quickly as
possible! Once Germany is gone I can be happy and
have my nuclear weapons back!
I’ve been making sure to spend all my money on tanks and rockets
and giant robots. I can't use my uranium on nuclear weapons, but I can on robots. I am going to covefe
his country in giant robots and get one of my favorite cities in the
world. Berlin .
I’ve always wanted that wall they have.
It’s the best wall for keeping out threats and stuff. I love that wall. If I can get Berlin , I can have the wall! And I won’t ruin it like they did!
Mister spearhead tries to plead for me to stop, but he made
his choice! He has insulted my country
and I will not stop until he is wiped out!
Death to Germany ! Make America great again! It’s a matter of national security! White power white power!
If anyone ever tried to take away my nuclear weapons in real
life I would bomb the shit out of them!
I’d just bomb those suckers! I’d
blow up the pipes, I’d blow up the refineries, I’d blow up every single
inch! There would be nothing left!
I tried to get the local city state to join my just cause,
but they called me a bloodthirsty tyrant!
A bloodthirsty tyrant is what they called me! Very rude!
I am an inspirational leader of the biggest nation in the world! They won’t be saying that once I have my
nuclear missiles! Then they will know I
am good!
The next thing I knew everyone was declaring war on Germany . It started with Brazil ,
then France , then Russia and England ! They may say mean things, but they all love
me, especially Russia . They still won’t officially call me one, but
they’re my closest ally. They let a
stray soldier into their borders from a rampaging squad of barbarians for some
gold, salt and marble. They even gave me
lots of stuff and all I had to do was vote them for world leader. Anything for my comrades.
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