|"What? Something behind me? Just the media oppression of the modern-day government dude!"|
|Nothing! F*$%# off!|
- A first aid kit for the bullet wounds I’ll get from the UBCS while getting everything else.
- A magnifying glass to burn a hole in my rock-hard muscles for the needle to enter.
- A perfume bottle to get rid of that zombie smell.
- Developing solution to inject the power of cameras into my bloodstream to make me a better photographer.
- A camp stove to cauterize the injection hole.
- Cold spray to put out any fires the stove makes.
- Coffee filters because I don’t like my coffee raw.
- A blender to recycle everything when we’re done using them to make a delicious shake.