[Disclaimer: This series of articles is satirical and is not written by nor represents Donald Trump nor anyone who represents him or any other political party.]
Hello my fellow Americans.
My name is Donald Trump. For
several months now I have been one of the best presidents this nation has ever
had. The people
love me and we’ve had a smooth
transfer to a better age. I bet you
didn’t know that I also play games.
I like a lot of the games you probably do, like Call of
Juarez: The Cartel and Army of Two, but in between signing papers I’ve been
playing a lot of Civilization 5, a game made for the best leaders like me. I like sharing my thoughts because they’re
the ones that matter most so I made a game and will be sharing what happens.
I have the mind of the world’s best leaders
and the skills of its best game players.
Let’s get this started and make America great!
